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Thread: Senior Citizens need Abbreviations for Texting

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    Default Senior Citizens need Abbreviations for Texting

    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). Be sure to keep it handy.


    ATD: At The Doctor's

    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

    CBM: Covered By Medicare

    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

    DWI: Driving While Incontinent

    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

    FYI: Found Your Insulin

    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

    GHA: Got Heartburn Again

    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

    LOL: Living On Lipitor

    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

    TTYL: Talk To You Louder

    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

    WTP: Where's The Prunes?

    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
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    Default Re: Senior Citizens need Abbreviations for Texting

    Absolutley hilarious.

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    Default Re: Senior Citizens need Abbreviations for Texting

    Rofl... Cgu

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