Odd: Fart leads to charges

[softy]

Cruz, 34, who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.:duh2[1]:

http://www.nevadaappeal.com/article/20080925/NEWS/809259991/1070&parentprofile=1058&title=Odd:%20Fart%20leads%20to%20charges


:gassy[1]: I would get life:gassy[1]:

:lmao[1]::rofl2[1]::rofl2[1]:

[softy]

So let me get this straight....................while being fingerprinted the vato floats an air bisquit that probably smelled like a three day old bean burrito and he gets charged with battery?????

Officer:Your Honor I was injured

Judge: And how so officer?

Officer:The defendent raised his azz and let one go that burned all the hair off my legs and out of my nose and now it wont grow back.I am permanently scarred:gassy[1]:

[softy]

Charge dropped against man accused of farting

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/

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[Rascal]

That's the most ridiculous charge i have heard, fanning your fart towards someone is not an assault. It is gross, but not an assault. I guess we are all breaking the law.:rofl2[1]:

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