Harry
05-03-2008, 05:57 PM
Stolen from TUSA:secret:
We all know some public restrooms are kept cleaner than others, but it seems the restrooms in some of the truck stops are about the most horrid places on earth!
Here's some advice on how to avoid the nasty stuff::wtf:
(1) Wipe the toilet seat first, then use a "J.B. Hunt cap" (A.K.A. azz gaskets,A.K.A. Toilet Seat Cover!).:wicked:
(2) Before sitting down to use the toilet, make sure there's a roll of "J.B. Hunt applications" in there (toilet paper), so you don't end up in a world of $chit !:whistling:
(3)Since there's almost NEVER any soap in the bathrooms these days, do yourself a favor and carry individually-wrapped antibacterial wipes (Wet Ones makes 'em!).:unibrow:
(4) Due to the fact that some people are too lazy to wash their hands after using the restroom, ALWAYS avoid grabbing the handle to open the door on the way out! A paper towel works just fine for avoiding contact.:freaked:
(5) In light of the last statement, avoid eating the buffet ! Do yourself a favor and order a fresh meal!
We all know some public restrooms are kept cleaner than others, but it seems the restrooms in some of the truck stops are about the most horrid places on earth!
Here's some advice on how to avoid the nasty stuff::wtf:
(1) Wipe the toilet seat first, then use a "J.B. Hunt cap" (A.K.A. azz gaskets,A.K.A. Toilet Seat Cover!).:wicked:
(2) Before sitting down to use the toilet, make sure there's a roll of "J.B. Hunt applications" in there (toilet paper), so you don't end up in a world of $chit !:whistling:
(3)Since there's almost NEVER any soap in the bathrooms these days, do yourself a favor and carry individually-wrapped antibacterial wipes (Wet Ones makes 'em!).:unibrow:
(4) Due to the fact that some people are too lazy to wash their hands after using the restroom, ALWAYS avoid grabbing the handle to open the door on the way out! A paper towel works just fine for avoiding contact.:freaked:
(5) In light of the last statement, avoid eating the buffet ! Do yourself a favor and order a fresh meal!