How to Clean House

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Got this in my e-mail and thought I would share.....I Love it.....


HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2 Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?

Maybe everyone already knows this, but if you are traveling with your furry children. Put panty hose over the in-take to your AC and it will keep all the hair from the motor. :bye:

And sometimes when my mouth gets to flapping, my wife takes the panty hose off the a/c and pulls it over my head to muffle the babbling.