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How many of you females that team with a male have had their co-driver approached by a lot lizard while you are sitting in the truck with them?
This is happening more and more to us...and it is starting to piss me off. We don't have a "no lot lizard sticker" because I always thought they were tacky. I have changed my mind :angry: now. We are out of service now but as soon as we get back on the road, I am buying a couple of them for the windows.
A woman even approached my spouse at a rest area at 3:00pm! Personally, I don't give a rat's ass if these women choose to be whores or prostitutes but leave my truck alone. There is plenty of chatter on the CB they don't need to bang on our doors at all hours looking for tricks.
I feel better now. :yes:
Harry
03-06-2005, 04:48 PM
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Yes Nancy, this has happened to us also. Twice in one day in broad daylight, she couldn't see me sitting in the passenger seat because she was slithering around the trucks and approached us from the back driver side. I agree completely with everything you've said and especially about the stickers. Seems like advertising for them, visit your local truck stop, etc. I don't like ANYONE knocking on our truck, especially those that climb up on your steps to talk to you face to face. :angry: :angry: :angry:
Lot Lizards are now soliciting from within the truck stops! Yesterday, we stopped at 7:00 am or so in the morning at the Loves in Okalhoma City (I35) for fuel. After paying for the fuel, mcbride went to wash his hands in men's room...and was approached by a woman at the rest room door-she asked him (paraphrasing here), if he wanted a little morning delight? She had a shower key in her hand and indicacted that she could handle any request in there!
Now for those of you who haven't met my husband...he is easily flustered and ALWAYS nice to everyone...so he meekly said, "no thank you" and ran away! :rofl: His face was still beet red when he got into the truck!
As I said before, I really don't care how these women make a living etc. but they shouldn't be allowed to solicit from within truck stops!
teacel
04-08-2005, 05:13 PM
Is that what he told you?
Now for those of you who haven't met my husband...he is easily flustered and ALWAYS nice to everyone...so he meekly said, "no thank you" and ran away!
Are you that sure??? Maybe you is so kind and did accommodate the young lady whereas you quote would say: Now for those of you who haven't met my husband...he is easily flustered and ALWAYS nice to everyone...so he meekly said, "YES thank you lets be on our away"!
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LOL!!! Joe
But Nanc set herself up for this one.
You know the crack head, and her PC addiction!!!
Nancy show this one to JOE!!!
Well, I guess the Lot Lizard is not just a female anymore! There was just a major shakeup on I86/rt17 at a rest area. It seems that this was/is the frequent hang out for male lot lizards! One of our home town school board members was caught with...ah..oh..er ..hmm...his pants down so to speak....
I've heard that Nancy, but can't for the life of me remember what the drivers call them. :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
Lavender Larry's i think
Yes, and from the sister site, Pickle Park Pleasers!!!!!!! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
Loose_Cannon47
05-07-2005, 10:06 PM
Damn...and all this time I thought they were just qu...uh...que...uh..quee...uh...homosexuals...did I say that?...nah...
Loose
Munchkin
05-31-2005, 05:51 PM
Today was our turn!! :angry:
Jacksonville, FL 4:30 AM {{BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG }} on the sleeper
window. I nearly jumped outta my skin !! Peeked up front to see what
the heck was goin' on and there standing on the steps to the truck looking
in the driver side window was the 'SKANKIEST" lookin' female I have ever
seen. Needles to say, I cannot type what I shouted at her on here. :vmad:
One of those 'gals' knocked on Rog's dad's window one night, it was raining relly hard and she asked if she could just sit in his truck for a few minutes out of the rain.
He said he would let her.
So, he's sitting threre doing his paper work, and she asked if he wanted services. He said well, how much are you gonna pay me?
She was in shock, she said, no YOU pay ME.
He said, NO, when I perform services for others, they pay me. How much you payin?
LMAO! She got out of the truck back into the rain real fast! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I've not had the opportunity to go in the truck with Rog yet.... but, if anyone knocks on our dorr, they better be prepared to face my wrath! :ninja: :rofl:
MunchkinsMaverick
06-04-2005, 11:46 AM
they better be prepared to face my wrath! :ninja: :rofl:You and Munchkin both Angel! I had to jump up and grab her to prevent her from going through the window after that lizard ! :yikes: :rofl:
It tickles me the way a nice lady with a sweet disposition will totally transform at the mere mention of a lot lizard. The claws come out, the fur stands up and the hissing starts. Wives just dont have any sense of humor when it comes to lot lizards.
sidecar
08-14-2005, 08:09 AM
as it should be joer. :D
Molly
08-14-2005, 04:17 PM
Another definition for a "LOT LIZARD" is in car dealership terms.
A customer walking around browsing at cars that doesn't plan on buying. :wow:
Munchkin
08-17-2005, 10:45 PM
It tickles me the way a nice lady with a sweet disposition will totally transform at the mere mention of a lot lizard. The claws come out, the fur stands up and the hissing starts. Wives just dont have any sense of humor when it comes to lot lizards.
Especially when one is banging on my sleeper window at 4:30 am. :yikes:
Actually, the mere mention of a lot lizard brings mixed feelings of disgust,
disappointment, and disdain. You're right. . . it definitely makes my fur stand
up. Why? It bothers me to see another woman have such total disrespect
for herself. I can't help but wonder what could possibly cause these women
to make a conscious choice to degrade themselves that way. No amount
of money is worth losing your dignity and integrity.
Uncle Truck
09-07-2005, 11:39 PM
Respect and dignity mean nothing at all when you are addicted to crack or methamphetamines, which is the reason why the majority of these lizard women are doing what they do. The addiction to those two drugs is SO great, that only one out of eight people who becomes addicted to them can kick the habit. They don't care about themselves, getting killed, night or day, who they piss off, etc...the care is only for getting that next fix which their life revolves around. The last person who gave me the 4 AM wake up knock was a clean cut looking man wearing a suit in Ashtabula, OH. These desparate addicts come from all walks of life. :wow:
-UT-
Hourglass
09-28-2005, 10:03 AM
Have any of you ladies ever been mistaken for a Lot Lizard, About for years ago a driver tried to pick me up, for a long time after that I was paranoid every time a male driver tried to talk to me. :paranoid:
HARDRIVE
09-28-2005, 10:29 AM
Carol never ventures out onto the lot alone. It helps avoid all sorts of problems.
cybergal
09-28-2005, 11:39 AM
Another definition for a "LOT LIZARD" is in car dealership terms.
A customer walking around browsing at cars that doesn't plan on buying. :wow:
You know MOLLY...I never thought about that...With the bad notion surrounding "LOT LIZARD"...I would be offended if someone called me that while I was looking at CARS. That is something to know!
Now I won't punch anyone when I go look at CARS and wind up in JAIL.
YOU just saved ME...... :)
msblackfoot
12-20-2005, 09:22 AM
Don't let it get you down Hourglass, we're talking about lonely men that are gone from home a big percentage of the time. And let's face it, men will be men.
I have been hinted at by drivers but have never and would never do anything like that. I have a loving hubby at home waiting on me. When I am on the road and I stop, no matter where it is, TS, rest area, walmart, gas station, I always walk with a purpose, act like you know exactly what your doing,tend to the business that I am there for, and act like I don't have time for anything but the business at hand. This is not to say that I am rude or snotty, I'm not. I do make small talk sometimes but I don't leave myself open for any kind of conversation that would give the impression that I am "available". I always wear my wedding rings, and believe me, they do notice them because I have had other drivers ask me how my husband feels about me being an OTR driver.
I always lock my van doors and have the windows covered and keep a crowbar handy. It is not easy to be a solo female driver but this was my choice of careers so have to do what is necessary for safety as well as comfort on the road to be able to come home to my family each time. Hope this helps you to know your not alone out there. Although sometimes I know how lonely it can get.
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