Uncle Truck
12-12-2004, 09:24 PM
God Damn Ham
A family decided to invite their church pastor over for Christmas dinner. The lady of the house went out shopping at the grocery store and was debating what to make for the dinner. She strolled the meat section looking at all the choices and thought a ham would be a wise choice. She looked through the fresh hams in the cooler, and picked one up. The label read, “God Damn Ham.” Great price, and it looked terrific. But the name? She rang the butcher, and asked for an explanation. “What is this?” She asked.
The butcher said, “God Damn Ham.”
“What?” Replied the lady.
“It’s God Damn Ham.” He told her again.
So with that, she decided it would be fine and tossed it into her shopping cart.
On the night of the Christmas dinner the lady cooked up a great full course meal, including the ham. The pastor arrived and sat down to eat with the family.
He loaded his plate, said grace, and everyone proceeded to eat. The pastor remarked about the ham. “Wow, this is the best tasting ham I have ever had. What kind of ham is this?”
The lady replied with a small giggle, “It’s God Damn Ham.”
“WHAT!!!” replied the preacher.
“No, it really is God Damn Ham,” replied the lady.
The preacher gave her another look of question, but did not look any further disgusted with her.
He just said, “Okay. Will someone pass me the fu%&ing potatoes please?” :eek: :D :D :D :ninja:
A family decided to invite their church pastor over for Christmas dinner. The lady of the house went out shopping at the grocery store and was debating what to make for the dinner. She strolled the meat section looking at all the choices and thought a ham would be a wise choice. She looked through the fresh hams in the cooler, and picked one up. The label read, “God Damn Ham.” Great price, and it looked terrific. But the name? She rang the butcher, and asked for an explanation. “What is this?” She asked.
The butcher said, “God Damn Ham.”
“What?” Replied the lady.
“It’s God Damn Ham.” He told her again.
So with that, she decided it would be fine and tossed it into her shopping cart.
On the night of the Christmas dinner the lady cooked up a great full course meal, including the ham. The pastor arrived and sat down to eat with the family.
He loaded his plate, said grace, and everyone proceeded to eat. The pastor remarked about the ham. “Wow, this is the best tasting ham I have ever had. What kind of ham is this?”
The lady replied with a small giggle, “It’s God Damn Ham.”
“WHAT!!!” replied the preacher.
“No, it really is God Damn Ham,” replied the lady.
The preacher gave her another look of question, but did not look any further disgusted with her.
He just said, “Okay. Will someone pass me the fu%&ing potatoes please?” :eek: :D :D :D :ninja: