Molly
01-20-2005, 10:09 PM
A LITTLE OLD LADY TOLD A FRIEND OF MINE THE OTHER DAY WHEN THEY WERE STANDING IN LINE TOGETHER THAT ALL SHE HAD EVER WANTED TO HAVE IN LIFE WAS FOUR ANIMALS. MY FRIEND WHO HAS A LARGE DOG AND A BIG HEART FOR STRAYS, "OH REALLY, WHAT KIND OF ANIMALS DID YOU WANT?" THE LITTLE OLD LADY SAID "A MINK ON MY BACK, A JAGUAR IN THE GARAGE, A TIGER IN BED, AND A JACKASS TO PAY FOR ALL OF IT." :p